Stories from the Red Chair: Throwing Out a Dildo

I’ve come to understand that a lot of Mexicans want to talk about sex but are normally scared of being perceived as perverts.

I’m what would be considered a pervert, by these standards. I really stopped caring what others have thought so it is pretty sweet when I can talk about sex to my heart’s content with a person (regardless of whether that person is a man or a woman), without having to wonder if that person is going to jump my bones or shun me. Or both.

A friend of mine openly admitted to using dildos and vibrators, which I think is fabulous. In Mexico, vibrators are called “consoladores” by some, a really degrading word and perception of women who use them because they need to be “consoled” somehow, since they can’t “get a real man”. Whatever.

She was telling me that the silicone started looking a bit beat up, as it were, so she decided to throw it out.

In those days, she would have had to have left the garbage in front of her house, a very embarrassing situation that she would rather avoid.

So early one morning, during the weekend, she got into her car and drove her bag of garbage to a dumpster. She quickly threw the bag in and drove off. She thought nothing more of it until a day later, she had driven by that same spot. Just as she was driving, a man was rummaging through the garbage and had just pulled out her dildo the moment she went past.

No one knew that it was hers but she turned to see if anyone was looking anyway and drove as far away as possible, as fast as possible.

 

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