Stories from the Red Chair: A Big Schlong

Corner Brook Duathlong World Championships

Corner Brook Duathlon World Championships. Why you should not use white for sport clothing.

I had just done a sprint triathlon in the morning. A friend of mine, Aline, was on judging duty and had to also be present for the duathlon that was scheduled in the afternoon. I went back to sit and talk with her while she manned her post, near the finish line. We stood near a friend of mine, Abel who was talking with another fellow.

Aline started talking about a guy we met that morning named Daniel. She said that at one point, he ran up and asked if he had to give her his bib number and she just happened to turn and notice how incredibly hung he was.

Skin-tight lycra doesn’t leave much to the imagination.

We laughed and squealed like little girls over how big he was when she realized he had to go back to the finish line because more athletes were coming in.

I crossed the street to talk to a friend when all of a sudden I hear, “Aren’t you going to say hi to me?”

It was Daniel. He had gone home to change and was back to watch the duathlon.

I realized it was he who was the one who was talking to Abel, standing only two yards from us, while Aline and I talked about his dick.

I don’t remember ever being that mortified in my life.

Red Bike Shorts

Red Bike Shorts. A very unfortunate color choice.

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